BIG art -- AKA I'm No Longer a Finalist

Is impressive.
Is expensive.
Makes a statement loudly.
Can be interacted with at a distance.

Is not what I do.

Despite giving them the dimensions over a month ago, I've just been told by the folks at Artrage/adultshop.com that my entry is too small to be exhibited and therefore I am no longer a finalist in the competition.

To be crude, how utterly shit.