Facebook sucks!

I have to say, I didn't really have anything much against Facebook to begin with, other than it was yet another social networking site vying for my attention in order to whore out its advertising. But when a friend of mine urged me to join a few months back and bragged about how many friends he had (of course it's quantity and not quality that matter), his dickheaded ambassadorship of Facebook turned me right off.

People who hate Facebook:
1. Me
2. Zak (we have a bet about who will cave first: loser mutilates their genitals)
3. My sister
4. The guy who wrote this article. What a champ!