Bad Day

What are the chances of:

1. Me going to bed very late last night
2. The baby waking up at 6am on the same day that
3. I'm supposed to take him playgroup, which is a 25-minute walk away, however,
4. Playgroup is closed today, resulting in a 25-minute walk back home because
5. His mother didn't check the opening times of the facilty thoroughly.

Well, of today, the chances of all five things happening are 100%.

I am SO tired...